Lubuk mukti. fakta unik bahasa jawa.. vs bahasa inggris

Bahasa jawa ternyata mirip dengan bahasa inggris.. coba lihat ini

Inggris
wish a does do wrong?
Wis adhus, dhurung? (Dah mandi belum?)

next do wrong, a does seek
Nek dhurung, adhus sik (kalau belum, mandi dulu)

been she gear
Ben seger (biar segar)

land awake is so say hard
Lan awake iso sehat (dan badannya biar sehat)

or a die crew booty smooth land law leer
Ora dikrubuti semut dan laler (tidak dikerubutin semut dan lalat)

band or a key cut!
Ben ora kecut (supaya tidak bau kecut)
Spoiler for Kosakata Jawa bau Inggris:

Suka = The Men
Kelapa Muda = The Gun
Hujan Lebat = The Rest
Melihat = The Lock
Habis = Tell Us
Kepiting = You You
Sisa sisa = Car Rent - Car Rent
Celana = Shoe Wall
Terima kasih = Shoe Won't
Ada = Want Ten
WC Umum = Pound Ten
Kelaparan = Clue Went
Kurang Ajar = Jump Put !
Banci = One Do
Sop Kaki = Kick Kill
Kaki = She Kill
Anus = She Late
Susah / Sulit = Saw Raw
Nama Kota = Show Low
Suara = Swan Ten
Belum = They Rank
Tumbuh = Too Cool
Barat = Cool On
Cantik = Are You
Paha = Can Tall
Tidak Pandai Nyetir = No Brook
Bersinggungan = No Tool
Jual = Are Doll
Permaianan Judi = Call Us
Belepotan = Jam Bread
Penjahat Jalanan = Jump Bread
Kain Pembersih = Share Bat
Umur 60 Tahun = Too Wake
Jari Tangan Kaku = Key Thing
Kamar Mandi = Key One
Ayam = Pee Tick
Bicara Tidak Jelas = Pay Low
Daging Tumbuh = Cow Till
Alat Penggoreng = Shoe Till
Melekat = Can't Till
Mengejar = Go Duck
Tempat Menumpuk Barang = Good Dunk
Tanah Berlumpur = Jam Broad
Berguguran = Broad Doll
Bibir = Lamp Bay
Pulang = Man Took
Naik keatas = Man Neck
Rumah Sangat Sederhana = Go Book
Tidak Seret = Can Door
Celana Dalam = Color
Kecil Pendek = Moon Tell
Lupa = Shoe Pay
Ingat = Ill Link
Makanan Ringan = Cow Luck
Cowok Bujangan = Jaw Cow
Berani = Candle
Selesai = Man Toon

Sing A Song dulu : Saw way how are jump moo, jump moo good dunk tell law.
Saw way racket them moo, them moo peace sun go way girl law

Jawa bau Spanyol
Selamat Tinggal = Adios
Merangkak Masuk = Mbrobos
Kumis Lebat = Brengos
Tukang Antar Makanan = Jongos
Sepakat = Dados !
Toko Baju = Kios Kaos
Tak Masuk sekolah = Bolos
Banyak Omong = Nerocos
Royal = Boros
Mandi Keringat = Gobyos
Tidak Pandai = Oraentos
Ganti Rugi = Nedigantos
Menetes = Nderodos
Permen = Mentos
Warna Merah = Saos
Menunggu = Ngerantos
Tempat Air Panas = Terremos
Gundul = Plontos
Gigi Keluar = Prongos / Merongos
Wajah Dekil = Kempros
Kompor Meledak = Ngebros Mbledos

Jawa bau India
Bumbu Masak = Tumbarmirijahe
Meninggal Dunia = Wayahe
Bukan Urusanku = Mene Kutehe
Banyak Pengemis Berdatangan = Kere Kere Podorene
Turis Eropa Berdatangan = Bule Bule Podorene
Makanan Sedap = Sate Gule Kare
Lagu Dangdut = Kukut Kutahe
Ngantuk = Katene Sare
Jam 16.00 = Wayahe Sore
Bila Ada Kesempatan = Menne Menne
Jangan Sekarang = Menne Ae
Hidung Buntu = Are Upile Sa'Jahe

Jawa bau Arab
Ngomel Sendirian = Awwakmu Kumaat..
Kerja Bangunan = Kullibaatu Sorooh...
Kul Kentang Wortel = Shof Shofaan...
Permen Menthol = Ta'muut Roso Isiis....
Mau Berenang Di Sungai = Ambyurooo...
Rambut Kusut = Sisiiroo...
Setelah Tahu Lalu Kecewa = Taqiro Ayyu, Lakoq Kumus Kumuuss...
Punya Sepuluh Anak = Manaa'an
Jagoan Dari Ponorogo = Warooq
Tekor Rugi = Thoroooq..
Bodoh = Kathroooq...
Tuli = Qofook
Jera = Kafoooq
Penghasilan Tidak Tetap = Roq Roq Assaaam
Dikejar Anjing = Assu Taksawwaaat...
Tambah Panjang = Moudhoot...
Tempurung = Batooq
Merokok = Uduuud..
Satu Persatu = Uruut...
Orang Lucu = Baduuut

Jawa bau Jerman
Jalan Jalan = Mutter Mutter
Muak = Mbelenger
Kepingin = Ngiler
Nakal = Mbeler
Mati Mendadak = Klenger
Orang Jerman Melamun = Hitler Tenger Tenger
Orang Jerman Dikejar Anjing = Muller Die Uber Herder
Sok Tahu = Keblinger
Truk Mogok = Die Slinger
Memukul Paku = Die Hammer
Takut = Gemeter
Horor = Angker
Lantai Mahal = Binne Marmer
Tidur Nyenyak = Mlungker Ngiler Liyer Liyer.
Tirai = Kebber
Kota = Jember
Was Was = Degdegser
Serangan Jantung = Kessepper
Jajanan = Lemper
Terbang = Miber
Bolak Balik = Sliwar Sliwer
Jalannya Pelan = Klemmar Klemmer
Kepingin = Kemecer